1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:33,000 Hey, uh, we're looking for a real powerful wizard. 3 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:36,000 I know who might have seen him. Bolo's tent. 4 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,000 She runs the pub. 5 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:43,000 Okay, maybe you have seen a dwarf in purple robes. 6 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,000 Dwarf with a purple robe? 7 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:47,000 That dwarf there, he's a hero. 8 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:49,000 Make no mistake, there. 9 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:54,000 But he and his entourage shortly thereafter took off straight away for the hills, quick as cats, you know. 10 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:59,000 You guys mount up and ride towards these serpent hills. 11 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:00,000 Onward, buttercup. 12 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:05,000 As you approach the statue, you hear the sudden sound of grinding stone. 13 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:09,000 Halt! You come before Diderius. 14 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:14,000 Diderius extends wisdom, and Diderius offers knowledge. 15 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:16,000 Which do you seek? 16 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,000 I would like wisdom. 17 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:21,000 The room is nearly darkness now, 18 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:27,000 but you make out the faint outline of a door on the left wall of the room, 19 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:31,000 and written on that door, in bright white chalk, 20 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:34,000 is the word save. 21 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,000 Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. 22 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:44,000 I'm your dungeon master, Russ More, and with me today is Amy More. 23 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:45,000 Hey there. 24 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:46,000 Who do you play, Amy? 25 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:48,000 Thea Amastasia. 26 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:50,000 And Carla Johnson, who plays? 27 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,000 Yulara Moonbrook. 28 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:52,000 Hi. 29 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:55,000 And Tom Laird, who also is playing somebody? 30 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,000 Yep, I sure am. 31 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:58,000 Flintfire Rear is my character's name. 32 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,000 Fantastic. 33 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,000 How's everybody tonight? 34 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,000 Doing great. 35 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:02,000 How are you, Russ? 36 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:03,000 Super good, Russ. 37 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,000 How you doing, buddy? 38 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,000 I'm doing okay. 39 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,000 Doing okay. 40 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,000 Just a little technical difficulties off the top here, 41 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:09,000 but we're doing okay. 42 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,000 Are we doing okay? 43 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:11,000 We're doing okay. 44 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,000 I hear we're doing okay. 45 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:14,000 I heard more we're doing okay. 46 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,000 We're doing all right. 47 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:18,000 What's going on in everybody's life? 48 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,000 That was not a question I was prepared for. 49 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:24,000 I think you guys are the only ones with excitement in your lives. 50 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:26,000 I don't mean to speak for you, Tom. 51 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:29,000 Yeah, I'm excited about the new Blade Runner movie, 52 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:30,000 but that's about it for me. 53 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:31,000 That looks good. 54 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,000 Looks like it's going to be really good. 55 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,000 Yes. 56 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:38,000 Yeah, no, Amy and I are moved in our new apartment. 57 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:40,000 We're Harry Potter-ing it right now. 58 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:42,000 We are in a closet. 59 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:45,000 Surprisingly, with the blankets we've hung up, 60 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,000 not a lot of echo, so that's good. 61 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,000 It was my idea. 62 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,000 Amy's got good ideas. 63 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,000 She's very smart. 64 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,000 She's very smart. 65 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:57,000 Now, will your mean aunt be hiding your letters from Hogwarts on you, 66 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,000 or what's the deal there? 67 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,000 Probably. 68 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:04,000 She tried to stop us from doing a podcast tonight, 69 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:06,000 I think is what was the thing. 70 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,000 Then Russ smashed that beer bottle, 71 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:11,000 which is how he cut his finger, 72 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,000 and told her to back down. 73 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:16,000 He was like, step off, Auntie. 74 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,000 I like it. 75 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:21,000 We are a fifth edition actual play podcast, 76 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:25,000 and we tell the lovely story of Flint, Thea, and Nularaaaah 77 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:29,000 as they are trying to save the world from the cult of the dragon. 78 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,000 We are also on Patreon, 79 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:34,000 which you can find us at Patreon.com slash dumb dragoncast. 80 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:38,000 And if you become a patron, you could have an episode dedicated to you. 81 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:42,000 Like tonight, our randomly generated person 82 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:46,000 who we are dedicating this episode to is actually another podcast. 83 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:51,000 The Tales from the Fandom podcast run by one David Ginsberg. 84 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,000 Love that guy. 85 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,000 Hooray for David. 86 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,000 So awesome. 87 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,000 He's a fantastic guy. 88 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,000 Thank you, David. 89 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,000 You rock. 90 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,000 And your podcast is great, too. 91 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:02,000 Speaking of his podcast, you should check it out. 92 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,000 Not only because it's amazing, 93 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:07,000 but because we are going to be on it towards the end of October. 94 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:08,000 What? 95 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:12,000 Don't quote me on the date, but I think it's around October 23rd. 96 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,000 I am looking forward to it. 97 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:15,000 You, too, could have an episode dedicated to you. 98 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:18,000 Just visit Patreon.com slash dumb dragoncast. 99 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:21,000 And we'll give you a little shout out and a thank you. 100 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:24,000 And thank you to all our other supporters on Patreon and Twitter 101 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:29,000 and Facebook and everywhere who are downloading and listening to the show. 102 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,000 Thanks, everyone. 103 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:31,000 Thanks, everyone. 104 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:33,000 Let's play some D&D. 105 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:36,000 You leave the room with the watchful statues 106 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,000 and enter this new chamber. 107 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:42,000 The floor here is set with a beautiful tile mosaic. 108 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:47,000 Showing a knight in plate armor wielding a glowing sword 109 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:51,000 against a chimera in the light of a blazing mosaic sun. 110 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:56,000 The light in this room is only what is coming from the door. 111 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:59,000 So it is getting to be very dark. 112 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,000 Those with dark vision, you're good. 113 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,000 Excellent. 114 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,000 Those without dark vision, not as good. 115 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,000 I can't remember if New Laura has dark vision or not. 116 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,000 I do not. 117 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:10,000 I do have a flaming sword that I can pull out 118 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,000 and light on fire if I'm worried. 119 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,000 That's cool. 120 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,000 Or we could hold hands. 121 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:17,000 To you, New Laura, being not dark visioned, 122 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:22,000 it's nearly pitch black in this room with the exclusion of like a sliver of light. 123 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:26,000 This chamber is a high vaulted dome 124 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:32,000 with a deep inset ledge circling the room 10 feet wide and 15 feet up. 125 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:36,000 Clint and Thea, on the west wall, you see a door. 126 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:41,000 And beside that door, there is the word safe written in chalk. 127 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:46,000 Also in the room, another door to the north, which is straight ahead of you. 128 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,000 Does it say definitely no monsters here? 129 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,000 It doesn't say anything. 130 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:54,000 And an open passage to your right. 131 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,000 Okie dokie. 132 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,000 What do you guys want to do? 133 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:59,000 Well, logic dictates that someone has been here before 134 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:04,000 and has checked these out and has marked the one on the west wall as safe. 135 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,000 I think we should go there. 136 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:06,000 Yeah. 137 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:08,000 Do you guys remember what we're doing in this temple? 138 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:11,000 We're looking for veram, aren't we? 139 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:12,000 Yeah. 140 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:14,000 Just making sure we were all on the same page there. 141 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:16,000 Because I totally wasn't sure. 142 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,000 Yeah, I know. 143 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:18,000 Thank you for saying that. 144 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:21,000 We followed him into the hills, found this temple. 145 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:26,000 And I mean, the safe could be a trick, but let's go safe. 146 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:27,000 Sure. 147 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,000 Yeah. 148 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:33,000 You walk closer to the door and as you step in further into this room, 149 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:36,000 make a perception check. 150 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,000 14. 151 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,000 Ok, 19. 152 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:41,000 14 for me. 153 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:47,000 Step further into this room and you all see the tiled chimera 154 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:50,000 begin to shift in place. 155 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:54,000 And it begins to form and jump out of the floor, 156 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:57,000 forming a tile-shaped chimera. 157 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,000 Roll for initiative. 158 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,000 Ah, it wasn't safe. 159 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,000 We're right into it, hey? 160 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:05,000 This is why we don't trust Russ. 161 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:09,000 Because every wall and door attacks us. 162 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,000 12 for my initiative. 163 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:12,000 18. 164 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:13,000 Not 20. 165 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,000 Godmother fucking damn shit. 166 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:16,000 Easy, easy. 167 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,000 Thea, you are up first. 168 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:22,000 The chimera leaps from the floor. 169 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:28,000 But you are all perceptive enough that you see it trying to ambush attack you. 170 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,000 Good. 171 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,000 Sorry, this is a stone chimera. 172 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:32,000 It's a tile. 173 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:36,000 So it, if you can picture the shape of a chimera. 174 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,000 I can't, go on. 175 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,000 A chimera is a three-headed beast. 176 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,000 One head is a dragon. 177 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,000 One head is a lion. 178 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,000 One head is a goat. 179 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:47,000 Oh, Carla. 180 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:50,000 And it is formed by Carla. 181 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:54,000 Magically, from tiles. 182 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,000 Like, is it like a pretty mosaic? 183 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,000 Yes. 184 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,000 Oh, ok, cool. 185 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,000 Ok, well here's what I'm going to do. 186 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,000 I'm going to moonbeam it. 187 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:10,000 Is there a way that we could just put some grout on the tile chimera and just like get it back into the floor? 188 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,000 And like maybe seal it? 189 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:13,000 Like some tile seAlydint? 190 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:16,000 Are we talking ceramic? 191 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,000 Yeah, stone tiles. 192 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,000 Oh, more like marble? 193 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,000 Yeah. 194 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,000 What do you want to do? 195 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,000 Russ is not having our shenanigans today. 196 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:28,000 I thought we were just vamping while Amy found her spell. 197 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:34,000 Do a 2d10 radiant damage on a failed constitution saving throw. 198 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,000 It goes away so fast. 199 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:37,000 Ugh. 200 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,000 Do a constitution saving throw. 201 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,000 Chimera, motherfucker. 202 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,000 This is a 19. 203 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,000 What? 204 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:46,000 Fine, you get to take half of my damage. 205 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:48,000 You get three damage. 206 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,000 Half of my damage. 207 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,000 Ok. 208 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,000 My rolls were bad. 209 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,000 Fair enough. 210 00:08:52,000 --> 00:09:00,000 So you call forth your moonbeam and it illuminates the room which allows Nulara to see much better in the room. 211 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:04,000 But it seems to have good refLexes and it jumps out of the way of your moonbeam. 212 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,000 And it is Flynn's turn. 213 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,000 How far away from me is this thing? 214 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:10,000 It is within 15 feet. 215 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:14,000 It leaked from the floor towards you and got nicked by the moonbeam. 216 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:18,000 So the moonbeam is directly about 10 feet in front of you. 217 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:24,000 Chimera is off to the right as you see it by about another five feet. 218 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,000 Ok. 219 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:34,000 I will head on over to where that chimera is and take a swing at it with my axe. 220 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:38,000 So that is a 20 but not nat 20. 221 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,000 Sure. 222 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,000 That will hit. 223 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,000 Ok. 224 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,000 26. 225 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,000 Nice. 226 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,000 26. 227 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:47,000 What type of damage is that? 228 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:50,000 That is a slash happy attack. 229 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,000 Ok. 230 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:57,000 It takes the full brunt of your slash happy attack and when you strike into this tile 231 00:09:57,000 --> 00:10:03,000 chimera, where normally from a creature blood would spray, the tiles spray and splinter 232 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,000 as if they were its blood. 233 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,000 Sweet. 234 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:09,000 I guess I will do that all over again with my second attack. 235 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,000 You betcha. 236 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:14,000 That is not going to cut it. 237 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:21,000 It wasn't a crit fail but it was the next worst thing. 238 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:24,000 What did you roll? 239 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,000 Eight? 240 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,000 Nine in total. 241 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,000 Nine. 242 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,000 Ok. 243 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,000 That will miss. 244 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:37,000 So you strike again but the chimera dodges out of the way and flies up to the ledge 245 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:46,000 and targets Nularaaaa and Thea and it lets forth its breath weapon from the dragon head. 246 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:52,000 So you have to make, yeah, dexterity saving throw. 247 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,000 Two. 248 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:58,000 And that is with my bonus. 249 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:03,000 Oh, I rolled a nat 20 so I just like floated out of the way I guess. 250 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:06,000 Does she float out of the way and carry me out of the way? 251 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,000 Is her roll that good? 252 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:12,000 I can't believe that's when I get my 20 of the quarter. 253 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,000 That's why I swore so much. 254 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:18,000 I got my 20 for initiative. 255 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:24,000 Yeah, so Nularaaaa you take half as the... 256 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:29,000 I'm still of the mindset that if you crit a save you shouldn't take any damage. 257 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,000 Yeah. 258 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:36,000 Yeah, you would think that but you'd be wrong. 259 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:45,000 The chimera lets forth its breath weapon and it spews tiles down at you as breath weapons do. 260 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,000 And lots of dice. 261 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,000 Lots of dice. 262 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,000 In fact I'll borrow a couple. 263 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,000 No, don't touch mine. 264 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,000 I'm going to borrow a couple. 265 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,000 I still need to roll one more. 266 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,000 Oh my god. 267 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:55,000 I might die. 268 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,000 I don't like what you're adding. 269 00:11:57,000 --> 00:12:00,000 Thea, you take 38. 270 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:04,000 38 bludgeoning damage. 271 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:07,000 Nularaaaa, you take half of that so that's 19. 272 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,000 Yikes. 273 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,000 Hate it when we have technical difficulties. 274 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,000 For us it gets so mean. 275 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,000 Isn't she pissy? 276 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,000 God damn it. 277 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:19,000 Sorry, moonbeam's concentration, is it not? 278 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,000 Yeah. 279 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:24,000 Roll to see if you maintain your moonbeam. 280 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,000 No, I don't fucking maintain shit. 281 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:30,000 So the room is in near darkness now. 282 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,000 God damn it. 283 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,000 Now it's Nularaaaa's turn. 284 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,000 Yay. 285 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:37,000 The chimera remains up on this ledge. 286 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,000 Which is how high in the air? 287 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,000 15 feet up. 288 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:45,000 Well, then I can't use my best weapon which is a real pain in the butt. 289 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:51,000 Well, Donnie and I, we're so simpatico because I can't use my flaming sword right now. 290 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,000 It's not going to help me as a weapon. 291 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,000 But Donnie can see in the dark. 292 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,000 Yes. 293 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:59,000 And he can send me telepathic images. 294 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:05,000 So he's just going to show me in my mind where the dumb tile chimera is. 295 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:10,000 And I'm going to shoot it with a crossbow in the dark. 296 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:15,000 Which would be amazing except everyone I'm with can see in the dark so they don't even think it's a big deal. 297 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:18,000 And it remains to be seen if I can actually do it. 298 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,000 But let's see what happens. 299 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,000 That is a 20. 300 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,000 I will assume that is a hit. 301 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,000 Yes, I hope. 302 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,000 20 will hit. 303 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:28,000 And that is seven piercing damage. 304 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:31,000 That will take half of that damage. 305 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,000 Bullshit. 306 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:35,000 Because it is resistant to piercing damage. 307 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,000 What a dink. 308 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:41,000 Okay, I'm going to shoot him again anyway because it's my only weapon that will do anything. 309 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,000 That is a six. 310 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,000 So I'm going to assume that is not a hit. 311 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,000 Six is not a hit. 312 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:51,000 Your first arrow sinks in but ricochets off some of the tiles. 313 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,000 Your second arrow goes wide. 314 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,000 And we're back to Thea. 315 00:13:55,000 --> 00:14:01,000 Before I do anything else I'm going to mass cure wounds because otherwise I'm not going to last very long. 316 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:07,000 So 30 foot radius, 3d8 plus my spell casting modifier. 317 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,000 So we get 16 back. 318 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,000 Nice. 319 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,000 I like that way better. 320 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,000 Yeah, me too. 321 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:15,000 Now I'm only a little bit bloodied. 322 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,000 Okay, so you're good. 323 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,000 Flint, you're up. 324 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:20,000 Okay, so this chimera is still up on that ledge. 325 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,000 Yeah, you bet. 326 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,000 Am I able to shimmy up the ledge? 327 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:25,000 It is vertical 15 feet. 328 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:28,000 Yeah, yeah, you could probably get up there. 329 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,000 You have a ladder. 330 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,000 I do if needed. 331 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,000 I was just curious. 332 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,000 Isn't your axe that turns into the ladder? 333 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:38,000 No, it's my Rod of Lordly Might that I have in my pack sack. 334 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,000 Yes, I recall now. 335 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,000 In the old Jansport. 336 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,000 That's right. 337 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,000 Oh, the Jansport. 338 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,000 It's more of an Arcturix bag. 339 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,000 It's got a lot of room. 340 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,000 It's got a lot of room. 341 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:54,000 Yeah, we'll say that you could make it up to an area beside the chimera. 342 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:58,000 Beside him enough that I can swing my axe into his belly? 343 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,000 Sure, give it a whirl. 344 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,000 Excellent. 345 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,000 That is a 17 and 7. 346 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,000 24. 347 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,000 24 will hit. 348 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:11,000 8 and 12 is 20 and 4 is 24. 349 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,000 8. 350 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,000 24. 351 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,000 Alright. 352 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,000 And slashing. 353 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:18,000 It will take all of that. 354 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:21,000 And how's this chimera looking? 355 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:26,000 As you strike into it, more tiles clack and spread away. 356 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:32,000 And it seems that it is missing a large chunk of the tiles that were once making it up. 357 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,000 Okay. 358 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:40,000 I will take another swing at it because, well, I'm a fighter and that's what I do. 359 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,000 And that is a 18. 360 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,000 18 will hit. 361 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,000 Sweet. 362 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,000 13. 363 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:52,000 It takes that and lets out a bellow from the lion head. 364 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:55,000 And it's its turn now. 365 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:59,000 And you hear the clacking of the tiles together as it raises its dragon wings 366 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:04,000 and tries to recharge its breath weapon. 367 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,000 But it does not do that. 368 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:12,000 So it flies up into the air and goes to attack you, Flint. 369 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:16,000 And it makes a move. 370 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,000 It gets three attacks. 371 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:26,000 It goes to bite you and try to butt you in the head with the goat head. 372 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,000 Awesome. 373 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:31,000 And scratch you with one of its claws. 374 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:35,000 So the bite is a 14. 375 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,000 Not enough. 376 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:39,000 The claw is a 20, not critical. 377 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,000 Definitely enough. 378 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,000 And the horn is a 19. 379 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,000 Enough. 380 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:52,000 The lion rears back and roars and strikes you with its clawed tile paw. 381 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:56,000 For 2d6 plus four, that will be eight. 382 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:59,000 Slashing damage from its claw. 383 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:05,000 And then rams you with the goat head for another 2d6 plus four. 384 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:08,000 That's another 10 bludgeoning damage. 385 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,000 It flies to the other side of this room. 386 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,000 This room is about 40 feet across. 387 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:18,000 And perches on the opposite perimeter of the ledge that's created there. 388 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,000 And now it's Nulara's turn. 389 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:24,000 Did Flint use his ladder to get up there or he was able to just like get on up there? 390 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,000 Yeah, he climbed out the ladder. 391 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,000 Great. I'm going to do that. 392 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:30,000 You are currently at the entrance you came in. 393 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:33,000 So it is 40 feet on the other side. 394 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,000 So you're just hopping up in a specific spot. 395 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,000 So you're not going to be able to make it all the way. 396 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:44,000 I hate that Flint is literally the only one of us actually fighting this thing right now. 397 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,000 Not your fault. 398 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,000 I apologize. 399 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,000 No, no. 400 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:50,000 Thea and Nulara are having bad luck with their roles. 401 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,000 It's not your fault. 402 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,000 It's just not working out great. 403 00:17:53,000 --> 00:18:00,000 Then I'm going to have to do my crossbow business again because it's my only, like, is it? 404 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,000 I can make us all invisible. 405 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,000 Guys, what do you think? 406 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,000 Yes, Russ's favorite spell. 407 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:10,000 I'm going to hit it with my crossbow. 408 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,000 I hope. 409 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:14,000 Not going to on my first attack because that's an eight. 410 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,000 Well, it's dark. 411 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,000 It's dark. 412 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:20,000 I'm trying to do this psychically with my pseudo dragon. 413 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,000 It's hard. 414 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,000 That is a 17. 415 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,000 17 will be good. 416 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:30,000 That is nine piercing damage, which I know it won't be. 417 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,000 Yeah, that's half. 418 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:37,000 I am also casting hail of thorns. 419 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,000 OK. 420 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:49,000 So because I hit a creature with a ranged weapon attack, the spell creates a rain of thorns that sprout from my ranged weapon in addition to the normal effect of the attack. 421 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:53,000 The target must make a dexterity saving throw. 422 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,000 OK, I will do that. 423 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,000 That is a nine. 424 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,000 Great. 425 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:01,000 I don't know how I know what it needs to get. 426 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:07,000 It'll be your spell save DC, which should be at the top of your spells page there in the middle. 427 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,000 That's a 14. 428 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,000 That is a fail. 429 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,000 You failed at that. 430 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,000 Failed. 431 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,000 Except it's piercing. 432 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,000 So whatever. 433 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,000 It all comes out in the wash, doesn't it? 434 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:24,000 Because he only takes half piercing, but creature takes 1d10 piercing damage. 435 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:35,000 If I use it at a higher level, which I may as well do because I've given him like three damage so far, the damage increases by 1d10 for each slot above first. 436 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,000 Sweet. 437 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:40,000 Sweet as he gets an extra. 438 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:43,000 That's seven and five is 12. 439 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:46,000 So actually an extra six piercing damage. 440 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,000 Perfect. 441 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:52,000 So yeah, you let loose your first arrow and Donnie's like, sorry, I didn't I didn't see where it really was. 442 00:19:52,000 --> 00:20:05,000 But then it narrows you in on your second arrow and the thorns come out and impale some of the tiles and they stick to the wall based on your spell and crossbow attack. 443 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,000 Did you move at all? 444 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:09,000 Or were you going to hop up on the ledge? 445 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,000 No, I'm not going to get up on the ledge. 446 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:15,000 I'll move like more into the center of the room so that because the room's 40 feet across, right? 447 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:21,000 So if I'm more, a bit more central, I have a bit more access to the Chimera. 448 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:25,000 And Donnie this time, by the way, is just doing nothing because it's tile. 449 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,000 What's he going to do? 450 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,000 Sting it? 451 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,000 Well, he's helping you see. 452 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,000 So, you know, he's busy. 453 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,000 That's fair. 454 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,000 Thea, you're up. 455 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:37,000 Where is everyone in relation to me right now? 456 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,000 I feel like I'm just like in the entrance of the room. 457 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,000 I haven't really moved in. 458 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,000 You are still in the entrance. 459 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:46,000 Flint is above you and to your right on the ledge. 460 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:50,000 Nulara has moved into the center about 20 feet from you. 461 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:57,000 And the tile Chimera is on the ledge opposite you about 40 feet away and up 15 feet. 462 00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:00,000 OK, well, I'm going to call lightning down upon this bitch. 463 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,000 3D10 lightning damage. 464 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,000 You need to make a saving throw. 465 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:08,000 What kind of saving throw? 466 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:14,000 The kind that you have the worst amount of stuff for. 467 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000 Dex. 468 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,000 That's a six. 469 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,000 OK, 3D10. 470 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:21,000 Let's do it. 471 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,000 It's 12. 472 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:28,000 You form a cloud inside of this room that you're in and the lightning comes down 473 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:33,000 and breaks apart more of the tiles as you cast call lightning. 474 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:40,000 And it takes that full damage, but is looking like it's having trouble piecing itself back together. 475 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:45,000 But still appears to be constructed. 476 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,000 Flint, you're up. 477 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:49,000 OK, how far away from me is this thing? 478 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:53,000 If you were to jump down and directly run at him, you're about 40 feet away. 479 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:57,000 If you were to run the perimeter, you've got to do at least 60 feet. 480 00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:01,000 OK, so either way, I wouldn't really be able to reach him. 481 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:07,000 There's the dash action, which allows you to double your speed for use of one action. 482 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:13,000 In a sense, you could run the perimeter and get to him, because I think your speed is 30, yes? 483 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:18,000 Yeah, I think it might even be 25. 484 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:23,000 We can say if that's what you want to do, you could make it to him, but you'd have to spend one action to get to him. 485 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:28,000 I'll move my 25 feet towards him. 486 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:33,000 Are you staying on the ledge or are you jumping down into the room? 487 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,000 Maybe I'll stay on the ledge. 488 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,000 OK. 489 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:40,000 And I will throw some of my hand axes towards him. 490 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,000 Sure. 491 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:46,000 Let me just find my stuff for my hand axes. 492 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:50,000 All these alternative weapons makes it so much harder. 493 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,000 All right. 494 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,000 First one. 495 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,000 That is a 14. 496 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,000 14 will hit. 497 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,000 Oh, excellent. 498 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000 I was not expecting that. 499 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000 All right. 500 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000 And that's five damage. 501 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:09,000 More tiles fall to the floor as you hit this, but it's still in the fight. 502 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,000 Excellent. 503 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,000 I will throw another one at it. 504 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,000 And that is a 17. 505 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,000 17 will also hit. 506 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,000 And six damage. 507 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:27,000 As you throw the second axe at it, it is struggling to keep itself constructed, but still the two heads that are remaining mostly are the goat and the dragon head. 508 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:35,000 The lion head in the center has all but fallen apart from the amount of tiles that this creature has lost. 509 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:45,000 The dragon lets forth another breath weapon at Nularaaaa in the center of the room. 510 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:49,000 Make a dexterity saving throw. 511 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:53,000 Okie dokie. 512 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,000 That is an 11. 513 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:58,000 That is not enough. 514 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,000 What a surprise. 515 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000 Listen to all of us guys. 516 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,000 So many dice. 517 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,000 Thank God for you healed me. 518 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,000 You're welcome. 519 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,000 Because I'm about to get gone. 520 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:12,000 34 bludgeoning damage. 521 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:24,000 What's left of it flies a little bit cockeyed to the west side of the room above the door that said safe beside of it. 522 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:27,000 Just for spatial understanding. 523 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:30,000 And it is Nularaaaa's turn. 524 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:37,000 I'm going to hit it again with the crossbow because I can still do hail of thorns. 525 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:42,000 I'm going to miss on that one pretty significantly. 526 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:45,000 14? Was that a hit before? 527 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,000 14, yeah 14 won't hit. 528 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:50,000 So that is... 529 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,000 So you have to do... 530 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000 Is a dex? 531 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,000 Yes. 532 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,000 That's a 10. 533 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,000 So that does not save. 534 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:07,000 So that part was a 9 plus 7. 535 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:10,000 So 16 so you get 8 damage. 536 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:21,000 You release your second bolt from your crossbow and it strikes dead in the center where you could assume this creature's heart is. 537 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:26,000 And the tiles explode and clatter to the floor. 538 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:29,000 And it is dispatched. 539 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:34,000 And I yell, I'm not Salazar, don't be mad! 540 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,000 Hey you gave it damage earlier. 541 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,000 Nah like 3. 542 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:46,000 Flint fully killed that creature except that very last strike. 543 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:49,000 I scurry over and collect my crossbow bolts. 544 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,000 And I go get my axes. 545 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,000 Oh I guess I also pull out my sword. 546 00:25:53,000 --> 00:26:00,000 It's on fire because I say muy caliente so I can see to pick up my crossbow bolts. 547 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,000 I want those back. 548 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,000 Yeah for sure. 549 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,000 Okay that's all good. 550 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:13,000 You collect all of your things and now you are standing in this eerily empty and very dark room. 551 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:21,000 You have the door to the west which is the door that has the word safe written in chalk on it. 552 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,000 See I thought we went through that door. 553 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:26,000 No we just went towards it and then the chimera came to life. 554 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,000 We moved and the chimera showed up. 555 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:31,000 The door to the south is the door you walked in. 556 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:36,000 The door to the north you see a large double door. 557 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:50,000 And there is an open passage which appears to be once you've collected yourselves and are looking around your surroundings appears to be a hallway that descends into a deeper darker chamber. 558 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:53,000 I use healing word on myself. 559 00:26:53,000 --> 00:27:02,000 I'm going to use it in my third spell slot so I'm going to get 3d4 plus my spell casting bonus. 560 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:08,000 I assume our plan is the same we're still just going to head towards that safe door. 561 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:11,000 I'm hoping when we get there. 562 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,000 Exactly. 563 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:23,000 I'm hoping when we get there it doesn't mean that it is safe although it will be safe it means that it is a safe and it's just full of like treasure and shit. 564 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,000 Ooh that's fun. 565 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:29,000 Because that's how they mark things in temples right they just write it on with chalk. 566 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:33,000 It's like a fitting room at a clothing store. 567 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,000 Just write your name on the outside. 568 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,000 Exactly. 569 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,000 This is an old navy. 570 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:41,000 Exactly. 571 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:44,000 It's a ye old navy. 572 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000 Classic. 573 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000 And old has an E on the end of it. 574 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,000 Exactly. 575 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,000 Exactly. 576 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,000 Oh I like that. 577 00:27:51,000 --> 00:28:14,000 So you guys collect your things do a quick scan of the room and then proceed into the door that has the marking of safe entering this new chamber you see in the center immediately a 10 foot wide well sitting near the well is a bronze bucket on a rope. 578 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:26,000 While an empty basin stands eight feet up along the north wall of the room with stone steps leading up to it. 579 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:30,000 A brass lever protrudes from the wall near the basin. 580 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:37,000 The sides of the well and the floor next to it are covered in bright red mushrooms. 581 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:40,000 God. 582 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,000 Those are never good. 583 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:47,000 Much like my drawings of mushrooms you should see they're incredible. 584 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,000 Nobody touched the mushrooms. 585 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:54,000 As I've already stuffed six mushrooms into my mouth. 586 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:57,000 I clap them on the back. 587 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,000 Does flint actually stuff six of them into the mouth? 588 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,000 No, of course not. 589 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,000 Flint dies. 590 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,000 Just checking. Just checking. 591 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:10,000 So we have not stepped on any mushrooms yet, but they are on the whole floor. 592 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:16,000 No, they are on the like the walls of the well in the center of the room and a little bit around it. 593 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:25,000 So you've walked in kind of you can see and based on the light from flame tongue, you can tell that they are bright red. 594 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:32,000 But everybody can see based on their dark vision that there are in fact mushrooms, but no, they don't they're not covering the whole floor. 595 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,000 Okay. 596 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:36,000 Can I like make a check? Do I know anything about these mushrooms? 597 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:37,000 Nature check. 598 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,000 You could make a nature check. 599 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:47,000 And this room is 40 feet across, but it's like a circular room that follows the shape of the well. 600 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,000 I rolled an eight. 601 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,000 I also have pretty good nature. 602 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,000 So I can I can. 603 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:56,000 I just got a 19 because I have advantage on intelligence checks. 604 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,000 Oh, yeah. 605 00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,000 Okay. Well, that's better than mine. 606 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,000 I only got a 13. 607 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:07,000 Well, you know that they would be if you were to eat them, they would be safe to eat. 608 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,000 There is nothing poisonous about them. 609 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:12,000 And they they're they're safe. 610 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000 They're just mushrooms. 611 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:24,000 Yeah, it's just just a very moist area and don't say moist wet very humid area based on the well. 612 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:29,000 And that yeah, they're just growing because of the climate around the well. 613 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:36,000 I wish your nature check hadn't gone so well so that I could have spent an hour hiding from safe mushrooms. 614 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:39,000 I go over, grab one of the mushrooms and eat it. 615 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,000 And I say, these are fine guys. 616 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:50,000 So you pick up the mushroom and they are slick to the touch with like a watery sheen that kind of resembles blood. 617 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:57,000 They have the taste and texture of raw liver. 618 00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:04,000 But you quickly pop it into your mouth and you feel no ill effects from them. 619 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:10,000 Other than probably likes raw liver nasty boy. 620 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,000 He takes what we can get under the mountain. 621 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:16,000 We look upon him in disgust. 622 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:20,000 So there's some kind of puzzle here, I assume. 623 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,000 Do we care about it or should we? 624 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:27,000 Do we fill up the bucket from the basin up at the top to fill up the well? 625 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:32,000 Yeah, we lower the bucket into the well, collect water and put it in the basin. 626 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:36,000 I feel like we're on like minute to win it or like. 627 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:40,000 What's that one where the people have to go around the world? 628 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:43,000 Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? 629 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,000 Amazing race. 630 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,000 I'm pretty sure it's where in the world is Carmen San Diego. 631 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:53,000 Well, yeah, well, that was the original great race. 632 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,000 Yeah, let's do that. 633 00:31:54,000 --> 00:32:02,000 Thea walks over and she picks up the bucket and makes sure that it is all attached to the appropriate stuff and throws it in the well and lowers it. 634 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:08,000 You drop it down and you hear a splash a couple seconds after you drop of it. 635 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:12,000 It fills up with water and you pull it back up to the surface where you are. 636 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,000 Do I notice anything weird about the water? 637 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:18,000 Nope, it looks, smells and feels just normal water. 638 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,000 Feels. 639 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:20,000 Just rubs it on herself. 640 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:23,000 I hand it to Nulara and I'm like, oh, throw it in the basin. 641 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:26,000 Okay. 642 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:29,000 I took the big risk. 643 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,000 There could have been a monster in that well. 644 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:38,000 Should we maybe do like some sort of like arcana check or is there anything like does anyone have detect magic or anything like that? 645 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,000 I have detect magic. 646 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:47,000 Maybe cast it on the basin and we'll see if there's like anything funky about it. 647 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,000 Sure. 648 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:55,000 I said the presence of magic within 30 feet of me for up to 10 minutes, so I can look at pretty much everything in the room. 649 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:59,000 So I cast detect magic. 650 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:08,000 And you get a sense and an aura and a feeling in the very air around you. 651 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:22,000 And as you are taking this all in, you look to the bucket and you notice the water beginning to evaporate as you take longer to sense any magic in this room. 652 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,000 But there's magic everywhere. 653 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,000 Guys. 654 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,000 This room is just. 655 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:32,000 It's just it's all it's all it's just completely dirty with magic. 656 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:35,000 Nulara run to the basin. 657 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,000 I like that you're still making Carla do it. 658 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,000 Run to the basin. 659 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,000 Well, it seems safe enough. 660 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:50,000 You rush up the stairs as this water is slowly beginning to evaporate and you pour it into the basin. 661 00:33:50,000 --> 00:34:02,000 As it's continuing to evaporate, as you pour it, it begins to pool at the bottom of the basin and it kind of slants more towards the true north side of the wall. 662 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,000 What's going on up there, Nulara? 663 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:07,000 And continues to evaporate as you are waiting. 664 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,000 I think we just need more water. 665 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:18,000 Yeah, I run back down the stairs and fill you guys in on what happened and put the bucket back in the wall. 666 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:25,000 You drop the bucket down and fill it back up and bring it back to the surface and run up the stairs. 667 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:28,000 And you make it up before it begins to evaporate again. 668 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:33,000 And you pour it into this basin and it stays in the basin. 669 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,000 OK, guys, it worked that time. 670 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,000 I filled the base. 671 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,000 And now what? 672 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,000 You want me to do something with this lever? 673 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,000 What do you want me to do now? 674 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,000 Boss bossy pants? 675 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:48,000 As you finish yelling down to your friends, you look back and you notice the water begin to evaporate again. 676 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,000 Water's evaporating, guys. 677 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:53,000 You just said it was fine. 678 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:57,000 The situation is fluid. 679 00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:00,000 That's a good one. 680 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:07,000 We all have a little chuckle in the midst of the serious situation. 681 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:10,000 Can you like buy lever? 682 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,000 What do you mean? 683 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:14,000 It is a brass lever. 684 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:19,000 So like a long protruding piece of brass from the wall that looks like. 685 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,000 Yeah, yeah. 686 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:24,000 OK, that's I wasn't OK. 687 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:30,000 I run back down the stairs, fill up the bucket again, run back up, pour it in, pull the lever. 688 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:42,000 When you pull the lever, you see a small opening form in the bottom of the basin and the water disappears beyond the wall. 689 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:45,000 What's our end game here? 690 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,000 Guys, I think we're just like in a washroom. 691 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:51,000 I don't even know where I'm going. 692 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:54,000 I filled the basin. 693 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:58,000 I pulled the lever and the water flushed. 694 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000 Fence, toilet. 695 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:05,000 I filled up a sink and then I let the water out. 696 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,000 What do you want me to do here? 697 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,000 Nate, we're all really proud of you. 698 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,000 Maybe we should check another door. 699 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:16,000 I don't know if I have the mental capacity for this room right now. 700 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,000 You guys are doing great. 701 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:21,000 And there's no other changes in anything in the room? 702 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,000 We don't see where that water goes. 703 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,000 You can't see where the water goes. 704 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:32,000 It just goes beyond the wall, beyond the wall to the northern direction, beyond the wall. 705 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,000 But nothing else changes in the room. 706 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:38,000 If you kind of detect magic is instantaneous or does it last a while? 707 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,000 Yeah, it's 10 minutes. 708 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,000 OK. 709 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:45,000 Nothing seems to change with the magical aura of the room. 710 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:49,000 Other than that, the water is funneling out somewhere. 711 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,000 Somewhere northward. 712 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:54,000 Somewhere to the north of the room you were in. 713 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,000 Duly noted. 714 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,000 I say I will forget. 715 00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:00,000 But in this moment, duly noted. 716 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:03,000 Should we go somewhere else, you guys? 717 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:06,000 I'm panting. 718 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:13,000 Everybody's just watching here. 719 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:16,000 Flay, what do you think? 720 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,000 Well, I mean, the room said safe. 721 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,000 It didn't say anything else about it. 722 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,000 So we could try a different room. 723 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:25,000 I guess if we do stay here, we are technically safe. 724 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:32,000 We are just somehow allowing someone else to flush a toilet. 725 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,000 OK. 726 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,000 Let's get out of this room. 727 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:35,000 OK. 728 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:41,000 You enter back into the room where you fought the chimera and you are facing east. 729 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:47,000 Across from you directly is the opening, the passageway, which looks to be a hallway 730 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:52,000 going down further into the cave thing you are in. 731 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:57,000 And the door to the north, which was a large double door. 732 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,000 I say we go north. 733 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,000 Oh, yes. 734 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,000 OK. 735 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,000 Sounds good. 736 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:13,000 As you get close to the door, you see that they appear to be bulging out noticeably from their frame. 737 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:17,000 The hand motions that's going on is great. 738 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:21,000 Bulging out noticeably. 739 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,000 It's not as dirty as it sounds. 740 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:27,000 It's like you're holding two big boobies. 741 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,000 Maybe the doors look like two big boobies. 742 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,000 Do the doors look like two big boobies? 743 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,000 Bulging out. 744 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,000 Goodness gracious. 745 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:38,000 No, they look like normal doors, but they are noticeably bulging out. 746 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:41,000 Like something was trying to get out of them. 747 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,000 Maybe. 748 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:47,000 They're noticeably being their shape. 749 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,000 OK, then I'll stop describing. 750 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:52,000 Your hand motions remain the same. 751 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,000 Is there like a big bar across it? 752 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:57,000 Because I was picturing like double swinging doors. 753 00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:00,000 So clearly that can't be the case. 754 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:07,000 Well, they're too large, like a French door style, but much larger. 755 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:14,000 But they are bowing into appears to be bowing into the room you are in. 756 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:17,000 Totally full of water. 757 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:18,000 For me. 758 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,000 That's what that sink is going to. 759 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:24,000 We flooded the room with the three buckets of water. 760 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,000 It's all I took, man. 761 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:29,000 Magic water. 762 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,000 How are these doors closed? 763 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,000 Just knobs, regular knobs. 764 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:36,000 Something's going to come out when we open the doors. 765 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:37,000 They have two. 766 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,000 Yeah, they have two. 767 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,000 A large handle on each door. 768 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,000 OK. 769 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,000 I grab one handle. 770 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,000 OK. 771 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,000 Great. 772 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,000 I'll grab the other. 773 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:51,000 We can open them both at the same time and both kind of get out of the way. 774 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,000 Yeah, Flint, prepare yourself. 775 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:56,000 Flint's standing directly in front of the door. 776 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,000 Right in the middle of the zags. 777 00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:01,000 I'll stand behind the door that Thea's going to open. 778 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:07,000 OK, are we going to go one, two, three, go or one, two, three and go on three? 779 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,000 One, two, three, go. 780 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,000 OK. 781 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,000 One. 782 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,000 One. 783 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:14,000 Two. 784 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,000 Two. 785 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,000 Three. 786 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,000 Three. 787 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,000 Go. 788 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,000 Go. 789 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:22,000 Make a dexterity check. 790 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,000 Hey there. 791 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,000 It's me, your Dungeon Master Russ More. 792 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,000 Sorry I'm whispering. 793 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:30,000 I'm doing late editing trying to get this episode out for you on time. 794 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,000 And it looks like it's going to work out for me. 795 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:39,000 Thank you for joining us for episode 23 of Dumbgeons and Dragons titled Into the Tomb of Diderius. 796 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:48,000 Let's hop back into the episode though as Flint, Thea and Nularaaais stumble their way deeper into the dark of the tomb of Diderius. 797 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:51,000 We'll chat with you hopefully over the next couple of weeks here on Twitter and Facebook. 798 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,000 Back to the show. 799 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,000 14. 800 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:03,000 Great. 801 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,000 That is an 11. 802 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:05,000 19. 803 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:08,000 Jesus Christ, your rolls are awesome. 804 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,000 Flint, you save. 805 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,000 You still take half damage. 806 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:20,000 But as you one, two, three, open these doors, broken stone and boulders pour into this room. 807 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:26,000 As you release it, it pushes the doors open and breaks them into the room. 808 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:30,000 And you are knocked back by the rubble that pours into this room. 809 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:33,000 Is rubble really going to require that many dice? 810 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:34,000 Yeah. 811 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,000 Oh, God. 812 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:39,000 So we're in the temple of death. 813 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:40,000 Totally. 814 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,000 Somebody really jam packed that somehow. 815 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:45,000 I want to go back to the water room. 816 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:49,000 Totally. 817 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,000 God damn it. 818 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:53,000 Sounds like he's shaking a container of sprinkles. 819 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:57,000 This is not as happy as sprinkles. 820 00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:01,000 That's 26 bludgeoning damage for Thea and Nulara. 821 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:02,000 Oh, my God. 822 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,000 And 13 for Flint. 823 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:08,000 I'm down to 20 hit points, you guys. 824 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,000 How many was that? 825 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,000 26, would you say? 826 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,000 Yep. 827 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,000 26 and 13 for Flint. 828 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,000 I am down to 24 hit points. 829 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:29,000 So as you are knocked back and collect yourselves, the fall that came through the door leaves the hallway ahead of you filled with stone and it is impassable. 830 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:32,000 Sorry, that passageway that was off the main? 831 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:33,000 No, sorry. 832 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:40,000 The door that you opened appears to have been a hallway, but it is now filled with stone and impassable. 833 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:44,000 So we just opened it, got beat to shit with rocks and can't even go that way. 834 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,000 Yeah. 835 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:53,000 Thea heaves a big sigh and just starts walking kind of dejected and like just toward that one opening. 836 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,000 I've got to heal myself somehow. 837 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,000 I'm not walking into something else with. 838 00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,000 I got nothing. 839 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:03,000 With, I don't think I have anything either. 840 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,000 Use a healing surge. 841 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,000 Oh, yeah. 842 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,000 Hit die plus con. 843 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:09,000 Okay. 844 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,000 Is that what it is? 845 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:16,000 You can take a short rest and use any number of your hit dice plus constitution modifier. 846 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,000 Can we take a short rest though? 847 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:19,000 Sure. 848 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:20,000 What do I get back for that? 849 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,000 You can take any number of hit dice back. 850 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:25,000 Yeah, I did that. 851 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:34,000 Until you are somewhat happy with your thing and I don't know if your spell slots come back after short or long rest. 852 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:35,000 Fair. 853 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:37,000 Now I'm just only slightly bloodied. 854 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:40,000 So you guys take a rest after you were beaten by boulders. 855 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:45,000 The only passageway unsearched is the hallway to the west. 856 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:52,000 Well, it seemed like the easiest way to go and we chose to ignore it, so I guess that's on us, guys. 857 00:43:52,000 --> 00:44:03,000 The hallway slants down sharply and is only passable by one person at a time, so which order are you going in? 858 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,000 I'll go first. 859 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,000 I'll be last. 860 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:19,000 Flint, you walk down this hallway and are you walking down cautiously looking for things or are you just going in haphazardly? 861 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,000 I'm whistling a jaunty tune. 862 00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:24,000 No, I'm relatively guarded in my approach. 863 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,000 Yeah, for sure. 864 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:37,000 So you guys are a little nervous perhaps, cautious, probably a better word, based on the interactions you've had in this area. 865 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:42,000 So Flint, make an investigation check. 866 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:46,000 And that's an intelligence modifier, so you get advantage on that. 867 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:47,000 Yeah, I do. 868 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,000 Well, it's going to be hard to beat that first one. 869 00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:50,000 That was a 17. 870 00:44:50,000 --> 00:45:00,000 You walk down this hallway and you notice about halfway down on the left side of the hallway, a secret panel way, 871 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:09,000 large enough for a small creature to fit through or one of you three if you were to squeeze into it. 872 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:10,000 What do you think, guys? 873 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,000 Is Russ going to kill me off finally? 874 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:17,000 Is it bulging? 875 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:20,000 No, there's no bulging from this panel. 876 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,000 Well, I might as well go have a look. 877 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:31,000 The panel is able to be removed and it reveals a narrow shaft that looks like it maybe once housed some sort of dumb waiter situation 878 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:38,000 and it drops down from what you can tell approximately 30 feet and you see stairs below. 879 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:43,000 Would this be like a one at a time thing or? 880 00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:46,000 Yes. 881 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,000 All right. 882 00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:53,000 I go back over to the group and and I ask, well, what do you guys think? 883 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:56,000 I relay the situation at hand. 884 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,000 Does it seem disturbed at all? 885 00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,000 Like we're in underground. 886 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:06,000 Like, shouldn't we be able to tell if people have been like traipsing through this business? 887 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,000 No. 888 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:08,000 Great. 889 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,000 I've been wondering the same thing. 890 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:13,000 Like, that's why I thought the safe one. 891 00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:21,000 Someone must have written it, but we haven't really seen any signs of other people having recently been down. 892 00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:26,000 How how there's no not perverted way to say this. 893 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:30,000 How wide is the shaft? 894 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:38,000 It looks like a small creature or a medium creature could squeeze their way down the width of the shaft. 895 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:42,000 But not like with a ladder and then we just crawl down it. 896 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,000 That would take up too much room. 897 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:45,000 Yeah, yeah, exactly. 898 00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:46,000 Yeah. 899 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:49,000 So you'd have to kind of shimmy your way down. 900 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:54,000 I say we keep going and come back to this if we need to. 901 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,000 You know, it's good to know that it's here. 902 00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:59,000 And every room we've gone in has just fucked us. 903 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:02,000 So I don't know why we squeeze down a narrow tube. 904 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:06,000 We don't know what's down this main passageway yet. 905 00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:07,000 That's true. 906 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:09,000 Fair enough. 907 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:12,000 You guys decide to continue down the hallway. 908 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:19,000 And as you get nearing the end of the hallway, Flint, make a perception check, which is wisdom. 909 00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:22,000 So not 15. 910 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:32,000 You walk down to the end of the hallway and you step down onto a plate that clicks. 911 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:33,000 Well, nice knowing you guys. 912 00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:43,000 And you hear grinding and moving of tiles from behind you in the room you just left. 913 00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:53,000 The three of you turn and you see falling towards you a large boulder shaped object gaining speed down the hallway. 914 00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:57,000 But this isn't a stone boulder, no. 915 00:47:57,000 --> 00:48:09,000 This mass appears to be made up of skeletons whose arms are reaching from all sides, seemingly trying to grab onto something, anything as it barrels towards you. 916 00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:31,000 Music in today's episode was by Kavin McLeod of Incompetech.Filmmusic.io. 917 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:34,000 Where did my pencil go? 918 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,000 I just had it. 919 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,000 Did you stab yourself with it? 920 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:41,000 Is it behind your ear like a real cool dude? 921 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:42,000 Oh, yeah. 922 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,000 He is always like that too. 923 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,000 I thought you were just saying that because you know. 924 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:49,000 He puts pencils in there because his ears are so big. 925 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:52,000 I just had it. 926 00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:53,000 Hold on. 927 00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,000 I got to find a writing utensil. 928 00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:59,000 Oh, this is blah, blah, blah. 929 00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,000 Russ is having a good night so far. 930 00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:02,000 I know. 931 00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,000 I have to be here with him. 932 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:08,000 I mean, when you said you had a headache, I thought that was going to be the worst for dealing with. 933 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:14,000 But no, no, it's Russ and his diva attitude. 934 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,000 He couldn't even hear you say that. 935 00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:20,000 This will be a fun treat for him to find when he's editing a podcast. 936 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:23,000 This is an Easter egg for Russ. 937 00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:32,000 I also have only a third of a beer left and I'm scared to ask for another one. 938 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:33,000 Russ is like, fuck you and your beer. 939 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:34,000 It's not happening. 940 00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,000 Is it happening? 941 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:37,000 Oh, no, it's not happening. 942 00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:39,000 I got all excited. 943 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:44,000 After one of you dies here. 944 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,000 I think you're right. 945 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:47,000 Don't be a dick. 946 00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:49,000 So I should roll a new character for next time? 947 00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:51,000 Yep, absolutely. 948 00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:54,000 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.